Putting the cheap Christmas table cloth to good use making relish. A meat grinder does an amazing job of pulverizing cucumbers, onions and peppers for relish. We made a double batch of my mother's famous relish since one batch will do us for the year, right up until it's burgers on the BBQ time again, and the extras make a fantastic gift. We give relish for birthday and Christmas gifts, for a thank you when someone does us a favor and if we really like you, you may get a jar just because.